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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 15:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

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No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Still no good.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Everyone loved it.

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Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

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Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

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share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

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Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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