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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 15:16

Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
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No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
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share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...